Archive for January 2008

One of my co-workers is very anti-Hillary Clinton, so much in fact if she’s elected president he’s leaving the country. So today he calls in sick, now granted yes he didn’t look to well yesterday but with Hillary winning the New Hampshire primary I couldn’t resist decorating his cube.

Thanks to all the sites that [...]

No not that one, Teal.  She began her term yesterday as the President of the ONS chapter here in Central Florida.   She’ll make a great president, unlike me who would probably abuse the powers as I would come home and say “hey woman” and that would be a very short term after she’d smack me [...]

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
“Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the [...]

Jan 07
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Thanks Jen

To my wonderful little sister, who the kids miss very much even though they’ve only seen you a few times, they loved the xmas gifts as the pitagirl has lots of tea parties and the pitaboy is constantly challenging me to duels! With all the noise that they make with the new toys,  I [...]

Well I guess that’s what happens when you go back to work on a Wednesday. The good news is that this is a short week, just not short enough. I’d rather be at home right now playing Assassins Creed, mostly to annoy the wife who hates it when I play the game, I [...]